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Book Club
Tuesday, December 19, 2023 - 7:15pm
Join us on the third Tuesday of every month in the Armstrong Room for the Library Book Club! (or online at https://us02web.zoom.us/j/82117410118?pwd=T1o4VnRIZVFkVFZ3VjFuS1B0cXNWQT09)
This month's book is An Idiot Girl's Christmas: True Tales from the Top of the Naughty List by Laurie Notaro.
"It’s the most wonderful–and most dreadful–season of the year, when boxes of truffles attack your thighs, drunken holiday revelers stay long past their welcome, and your grandmother has conniptions at the department store over the price of hand lotion. Welcome to Laurie Notaro’s Christmastime.
In ten brand-new stories and three previously published favorites, Notaro shares the sidesplitting daily disasters of the holidays, like finding herself on emergency feminine product recon at midnight on Christmas Eve; surrendering to the inevitable Horrible Gift Parade by simply asking for holiday dish towels and giant white underpants from Sears; battling the morons in line at the Seventh Circle of Hell, otherwise known as the do-it-yourself craft store; and trying to live down her reputation as the Most Unfun Christmas Party Guest Ever, due to an unfortunate misunderstanding involving a fake overdose and emergency paramedics."
See other upcoming titles on our website.